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  • vapidsoup
    26.07.2021 - 1 day ago

    my worst fear is that one day i'll be involved in my own personal investigation to uncover some small-town conspiracy and i will be forced to use the library for research. i refuse to go through microfilms and old newspapers, id rather let the cult kill me

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  • vapidsoup
    24.07.2021 - 4 days ago

    equality for all genders, but men should no longer be allowed to own guitars

    #OR KEYBOARDS#vapidsoup#shitpost #no i will not elaborate #if you vibe you vibe
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  • vapidsoup
    22.07.2021 - 5 days ago

    not season 2 of beastars reigniting my fury over how legoshi has 3000% more chemistry with louis than with haru

    #paru went #what if these characters complete each other perfectly and have a tender homoerotic foot eating scene #oh also they dont end up together lol #damn you paru!!!! #goodass season tho #i actually care about pina now #beastars#shitpost#vapidsoup #beastars season 2
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  • vapidsoup
    20.06.2021 - 1 mont ago

    How does anyone do anything ever wtf

    #doing things is so hard???? #what??? #vapidsoup#shitpost
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  • vapidsoup
    26.04.2021 - 3 monts ago

    a gaggle of porn bots followed me today but this one is by far my favorite

    #shitpost#vapidsoup #i blocked it of course #goodbye tinyboipussy #we were truly two ships passing each other in the night
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  • vapidsoup
    31.03.2021 - 3 monts ago

    you ever get upset when the female love interest in a harem anime ends up with the protag.... like queen you can do so much better

    #I got spoiled in quintessential quintuplets #anime#vapidsoup#shitpost #I’m feeling downright melancholic
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  • vapidsoup
    21.03.2021 - 4 monts ago

    who tf thinks that confidence is attractive? if youre not walking up to me with the 'dog that just got caught eating a jar of peanut butter' grimace i want nothing to do with you

    #shitpost#vapidsoup #fuck confidence im trying to look like im dying of consumption #if you walk up to me confident im assuming youre trying to mug me #or youre trying to sell me a timeshare in talahassee
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  • vapidsoup
    20.03.2021 - 4 monts ago

    ah to be an airport shop... duty free...

    #vapidsoup#shitpost #that was a haiku i think
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  • vapidsoup
    20.03.2021 - 4 monts ago

    ever catch yourself thinking like a supervillain

    #shitpost#vapidsoup #i feel like those scientist villains that are like 'humanity is... so flawed... i must improve our species...'
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  • vapidsoup
    19.03.2021 - 4 monts ago

    started watching season 2 of the promised neverland! I heard its controversial but im going in with high spirits. this is a thread of my reactions of the episodes

    #the promised neverland #tpn#ynn #yakusoku no neverland #vapidsoup
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  • vapidsoup
    18.03.2021 - 4 monts ago

    liking boba tea is a symptom of mental illness

    #i dont know a single person who likes boba that isnt in therapy rn #shitpost#vapidsoup
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  • vapidsoup
    12.03.2021 - 4 monts ago

    linearity in video games was never a bad thing, yall are just have smooth gamer brain rot

    #today on: topics i could go on a five hour rant about #shitpost#vapidsoup#video games #yes i am thinking about skyward sword again
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  • vapidsoup
    09.03.2021 - 4 monts ago

    much how like going to catholic school is guaranteed to make you atheist, a surefire way to become leftist is to be raised by liberal parents

    #not republicans. liberals. #shitpost#vapidsoup
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  • vapidsoup
    08.03.2021 - 4 monts ago

    i-it’s not even out yet...

    #what is wrong with you people #its not MADE yet connor you cant say that!! #shitpost#pokemon#vapidsoup #pokemon legends arceus
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  • vapidsoup
    04.03.2021 - 4 monts ago

    *furiously googles “best grassy fields to lie in near me”*

    #shitpost#vapidsoup #I’m in a spring lamb kind of mood
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  • vapidsoup
    24.02.2021 - 5 monts ago

    can somebody PLEASE invent a cuter word for lesbian

    #whoever named it that was homophobic #shitpost#vapidsoup #sounds nasty!! make it something sexier #lgbt#lesbian
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  • vapidsoup
    22.02.2021 - 5 monts ago

    missing him...

    #fafu the ostrich #shitpost#vapidsoup#flash games #come back flash... let me see my boy... #my fave part was the gratuitous gourmet race music playing on repeat
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  • vapidsoup
    16.02.2021 - 5 monts ago

    love the idea of a hemolytic transfusion reaction. your blood really looks at the other blood and goes "youre not me" and beats them to fucking death

    #its like the spiderman meme but more hostile and unecessary #shitpost#vapidsoup #blood types be crazy #somehow the human body decided no outside blood should be inside of it
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  • vapidsoup
    11.02.2021 - 5 monts ago

    the reason the french dont have spelling bees is because everyone would lose

    #shitpost#vapidsoup #vowel loving bastards
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  • vapidsoup
    09.02.2021 - 5 monts ago

    i love zelink just as much as the next guy but you cannot tell me tp zelda wasnt a lesbian. that was not the eyeliner of a straight woman

    #send tweet #she and midna gave off... vibes. link was just a fucking animal for half of it anyways he had other concerns #shitpost#vapidsoup#loz #legend of zelda
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