Inspired by tangentiallly and tantei-kun's talk about Vermouth/Kir and Rye/Bourbon parallel that one time
Listen, Scotch suffering from hearing how the other organization members simp for each other.
He's tired of Kir going on and on about how Vermouth looks hot.
He's tired of Vodka lamenting over Gin being a murder on legs and himself being murder sexual.
He's tired of Rye practically pulling Bourbon's pigtails like a middle schooler, and is very open about his fantasies regarding the 'hot blondie' to Scotch. Scotch wishes to unhear all of those vulgar things regarding his childhood friend.
Zero keeps complaining to him about Rye, and keeps trying to pretend to Scotch like he doesn't have a hate boner back to the other Organization member.
Vermouth apparently has the hots back for Kir as well.
Chianti and Korn would have been cool but they love bragging to Scotch about each other.
Scotch is basically the unwilling third wheel to peoples developing/established relationship and he hates it here.