Leman: And by the way, thanks for that new personal low.
Lorgar: I like to mix it up! Keep ya on your toes.
Hobby Streak 294 - 309
Lots of Marvel Crisis Protocol these last few weeks. Really proud of my Kingpin.
Alfa has uploaded the last two episodes of TTS.
The fallen shall forever be remembered as the Emperor’s finest.
||Yes, he published on yt the two parts out of three of the last episode, it's very unfortunate that TTS will go on hiatus. I personally entered this fandom thanks to him and I know of many other who started with tts. I hope GW will change these new rules.
More Lucius pre-Heresy
This time in a distinct eighties colour scheme.
Someone: (compliments Konrad Curze)
Curze: (points bolter at them) Get back, you savage!
Fulgrim: Sorry, sorry, he’s not used to positive feedback!
Lorgar: You… sacrificed… children… for power?
Erebus: Of course. If I’d done it for no reason, I’d be a sicko or something.
2021 Summer Painting Challenge: August 5
Assembly's done. Still need to do basing and priming by the end of the week to stay on target, but progress has been acceptable so far.
I can't belive TTS ends like this, wait when magnus and the fabolous custodes find out what happened and the way the emperor reacted and rogal,WHAT IS BOY GONAN DO NOW I cried and I am not ashamed to admit it
konrad curze from warhammer 40k is unfuckable! sorry i lost everything but his face
Thought of the Day: All mortal life is folly that does not feed the spirit
Warhammer 40k Character Base Commission
(via Warhammer Community)
So I was wondering if the reason why the Custodes have so many names it's only because the Emperor forget their actual name and instead call them by the first thing it comes to his mind at the moment.
Like, the Emperor walks in and Valdor greets him, so the Emp goes like "good morning sunshine", and that's how Valdor got his new title. Sunshine.
For the new custodians I'm 99% sure he just forget their names and just call them in some random ways. Like one of them is called "Smurf" - as an honorable title given to him by the Emperor Himself of course - because he's the shorter one.
Ok so a completely impartial opinion on the „Which primarch is best in bed" topic from a person who doesn't feel attraction to ANY of these Bois
Lion- 5/10. AND THAT IS NOT A BAD SCORE. Lion does what he needs to do and nothing more. His partner is always okay, he is always okay, nothing exceptional, but nothing to complain about. Perfect middle ground.
Fulgrim: 9/10. Hear me out here for a sec. Fulgrim would be perfect but he is overwhelming as fuck. If someone just wants to have a nice and wholesome vanilla time, Fulgrim will probably always bring some kinky bullshit to the table.
Perturabo: 4/10. Perty doesn't give a fuck about you. He's probably not even sexually attracted to anyone. Having said that, he's building sex toys for Fulgrim.
Jaghatai: 7/10. The Khan FUCKS. I would imagine it like Khal Drogo in the Song of Ice and Fire books. Nothing actually kinky per se, just like... Really rough vanilla. Which is great for some, not so good for others.
Leman: 7/10. Probably same as Jaghatai but more Viking flavor and he will lift his partner just to display his power.
Rogal: nope/10. Rogal is ace. Period. Leave him alone and let him build things in peace.
Konrad: The Night Haunter is a 3/10. KONRAD is an 8/10. When we are talking about Konrad as the sociopathic murderbatman, then no. No one wants that. But if we are talking about Konrad as the tactical leader, terror tactics user and justice enthusiast... Then yes. 8/10. He would be amazing. But same problem as Fulgrim.
Sanguinius: NOPE/10. Sanguinius. Is also. Ace. And all the blood angels too. (It's canon) He was too good for you anyway
Ferrus: 3/10. Ferrus is the stereotypical man. He only thinks about himself, his partner is never satisfied, never experiments, and his hands are cold.
Angron: 5/10. Would be the same as Ferrus, BUT he actually lasts long enough to do something.
Roboute Guilliman: 7/10. The opposite of Fulgrim. He is AMAZING and vanilla and cuddles, and nothing else. But hey. He's a good guy. Husband material.
Mortarion: 2/10. Stinky. Selfish. Probably lost the ability to enjoy it because of all the toxic gases he's been huffing.
Magnus: 8/10. Look. In my headcanon, Magnus is demisexual. It's very logical if you think about it. So he is rarely attracted to anyone. But when he IS. OOOOH BOY. He did his reading. And he's a shapeshifter. What else could you want? Only problem: Probably tries to use warp fuckery in bed like that one scene in Watchmen. Homeboy out here cloning himself so he can rail you while he's studying in the other room.
Horus: 8/10: Same as Roboute, only more willing to experiment.
Lorgar: 2/10. No. Just no. Never. In no universe. Stop.
Vulcan: 10/10. Yes. Just yes. Always. In every universe. He is amazing at cuddles, gives great hugs, but is also kinky and will support your kinks. Concerned about your well being and always asks for consent on everything. Best man.
Corvus: 9.5/10. Same as Vulcan, only he's probably a bit less cuddly. Sorry Corax, you get second.
Alpharius and Omegon only have sex with you so they can steal your wallet and identity. If you're okay with that, they are a solid 7/10.
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Emperor: See, this is why I keep my mouth shut when we’re in the Warp. If we talk, then we get nowhere. Fast.
Malcador: There is wisdom in your silence.
Emperor: Yeah, if you treat them like equals, it’ll only encourage them to think they are your equals.