bro. stop distracting me with your beauty, bro.
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Peter frowns. “Yeah of course I’m good,” he says. “Why wouldn’t I be good? I’m-- great even.”
Ned makes a face.
“Dude,” he says flatly. “You like, fully stopped breathing there for a second.”
“No I didn’t,” Peter replies defensively, but also without a very convincing tone to his voice.
OR: Sometimes Peter Parker has a little trouble focusing, but to be fair, he has a lot of distractions in his life to contend with. None the least of which is his best friend.