I’m demisexual and biromantic but it is so much easier to tell people I’m bi (with extra steps)
guys my mans will always be my sexy accessory like that’s the bottom line regardless of whatever he’s got going on he is my shiny piece of jewellery I make him look sexy he makes me look sexy because of me looking sexy you know??
. idk how to add read more on mobile so tw for mental ill and sui talk in the tags xoxo
connor roy enjoyers are where its at everyone else are losers sorry you cant have fun
Cute pumpkin patch Halloween photos dressed up with my best friend with our iPhone 13 pro max’s not in my room alone taking bathroom selfies constantly…
GO TO A PUMPKIN PATCH BEFORE HALLOWEEN IS OVER! 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃
i miss writing jenny’s cousin nora who i made up. there’s definitely a fic i wanna write where jenny runs into nora at a farmers’ market because donovan is selling produce in sunnydale, and jenny is there with GILES, and there then proceeds to be this horrific dramatic comedy of errors where jenny simultaneously (badly) attempts to pretend she’s not dating giles AND that she has no idea who nora is despite nora looking exactly fucking like her. nora thinks this is deeply stupid. giles, who has never at any point in time assumed that anyone but jenny was holding the reins and doesn’t at all expect to learn anything about jenny’s family from this interaction if she doesn’t want to tell him, just kinda watches with delighted interest like <3 that’s my wife being stupid <3 as though this is some kind of spectator sport
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... I think I don't like girls
Nothing funnier 2 me than being a CNA + nursing student at the doctor’s office and seeing a nurse try to poker face and hide their reaction from me like bicth…. I be making the same face to MY patients just tell me what’s wrong with me
I love when I find antis into the same shows as me cause all the shows I like rn are like
Super gory and gross and involve graphic death and murder and sex, including with underage characters or relatives
Like these literally go against your core values but ok go off I guess
Im bored at work someone ‘traumadump’ some dumb inane friend drama on me i fucking love mess
There are many ancient legends and folk-tales from around the world in which a bargain is struck with a bond of human flesh as security. One version of the story is told by the Italian, Ser Giovanni Fiorentino, in his collection of tales, Il Pecorone (which means 'the big sheep' or 'the simpleton'). He wrote this in the late fourteenth century and it was printed in 1558. This Italian (and untranslated) version is Shakespeare's main source for his play.
According to Ser Giovanni, the story begins with a wealthy merchant, Ansaldo, equipping his god-son with a richly laden ship to trade abroad. The young man, Giannetto, finds himself in the port of Belmont where he tries to win the hand of the Lady. Success can only be won if the wooer manages to spend a whole night with her; failure is punished with the loss of all possessions. Twice Giannetto tries and fails, each time calling on his god-father to provide again for him. Only at the third attempt does he have the help of a young woman who confides that the wine offered to him is drugged. With this knowledge, Giannetto is able to win the lady and live at his ease in Belmont, forgetting that his newfound happiness has been bought by his god-father's generosity. Ansaldo could only afford to help Giannetto make his third voyage to Belmont by borrowing from a Jew, promising a pound of his flesh if he fails to repay the money.
When the unpaid debt falls due, Giannetto hurries back to Venice with money from his wife but the Jew refuses to be bought off. It is only when the Lady appears in court, in the disguise of a male lawyer, that the Jew is confounded. As she points out to him, if he takes more or less than a pound or drops any blood, his own life is forfeit. The Jew tears up the bond in frustration and Giannetto reluctantly responds to the lawyer's request of the ring given to him by his wife as a reward for his victory. Giannetto and Ansaldo go to Belmont where the Lady is very angry at her husband's loss of her ring. Finally she reveals the truth and Ansaldo is matched in marriage with the young woman who helped Giannetto avoid the drugged wine and win his own wife.
– Dates and Sources for The Merchant of Venice, provided by the Royal Shakespeare Company
im so lonely i fwel like shit
supergirl/team luthor special #1
Diversity win! Local woman about to go into annual performance review is so fucking autistic.