#weird shit Tumblr posts

  • Im wearing a fucking choker and my tendency to twitch and scratch my neck is fucking it up.

    God damn anxiety is ruining my fashion choices

    #shitpost#shitposting#but wtf #wtf am i doing #holy shit#weird shit #chokers are cute #fashion #sad boi times #sad boi hours #sad boy #fuck anyone who says otherwise #fuck anxiety
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  • There are times when I don’t talk at all when I wake up and just stay with a menacing scowl on my face until I’m fed, aka, every fucking morning.

    But then there was this one time when I somehow woke up in a good mood and speed walked with my eyes nearly closed, ran into my bedroom door, screamed at the top of my lungs, “GOOD MORNING, FAM!”, got weird and creeped out looks from the said fam and finally ran into the bathroom door.

    Idek at this point-

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  • When the hands go flap flap the serotonin go weeeee  

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  • I made a freaking comic. 🥺🥺🥺💕💕💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜 PLEASE ENJOY WITH ALL OF MY ARMY HEART!!

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  • My friends need to stop asking me for advice especially when it comes to boys bc my go to is always to eat his squish and suck his bones dry of you don’t like him

    #eatallmen2020 #fear is fuel #the only time I allow cannibalism #boy advice#spilled thoughts#weird shit
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  • Social anxiety


    Social anxiety isn’t just being nervous or shy. It’s being overly worried about the situation you’re in. You’re afraid of making yourself embarrassed of how you walk or talk. Maybe you think you’re voice is too low, high, loud, quiet or even a bit rough. Maybe it’s the way you act around the people. You may think that you’re annoying them or they are pitying you by the way you are. Maybe it’s how you dress. Is it too showing? Is it too colorful? Is it too much?


    These are your thoughts that you wish that can leave you. Now you avoid eye contact afraid or worried that they are judging you quietly so you avoid it as much as possible. Sometimes you even avoid any contact with them. It’s frustrating because you want to have friends but yet your thoughts are taking over you. Your thoughts are somewhat not letting you socialize and yet people don’t understand.


    “Social anxiety? Huh? As if, c'mon now say hello to them.”


    “it’s all in your head just stop thinking about it”


    “stop being such a scaredy cat and talk to them”


    How can I if I’m scared of being judged and afraid of making a fool of myself? What If I embarrass you? You’d blame me wouldn’t you even if it wasn’t technically my fault?

    #social anxiety#just facts#weird shit #something you can relate on maybe #i'm bored #maybe i'll delete this later #maybe i'll make a part two #relatable #anxiety?
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    I swear, this is not religious

    I just wanted to draw some body horror and suddenly this happened

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  • I just learned that there was a few hundred years where Europeans ate ground up Egyptian mummies and I will never be the same again

    #eat the rich taken to a whole new level #oh my god #what poc history and culture havent the Europeans consumed both figuratively and literally in this case #bones go crunch #weird facts#weird shit #terrible shower thoughts #if I must suffer so shall you
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  • So close, yet away it boinks

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  • Eh. It’s still 5am and I wanted to post some headcanons about monster falls I have.


    -When Deerper is shedding velvet Bill likes of annoy him, especially when he’s stuck somewhere. Sometimes they have really weird conversations about deer teeth.

    -Grunkle Stan has the loudest bone popping ever. It usually freaks out Deerper.

    -Pacifica turned her parents to stone and spends most of her time with McGugget who is trying to get her parents back. They enjoy each others company though.

    -Mable is actually a siren. She can hypnotize boiz, Dip isn’t one of them.

    -Deerper is EXTREMELY fast. Wendy can barely keep up.

    -Ford keeps all his favorite riddles in it’s own journal. Mable likes to tease it’s a scrapbook and Ford gets all defensive so Stan also teases him.

    -Bill. He loves to come around sometimes and piss Ford of. It usually ends with Bill running away laughing his ass off and Ford breaking something.

    -Wendy love head scratches

    -Mable feels bad for Deerper when he’s shedding velvet, even more so when it’s mating season since he doesn’t even come out of their room when that happens.

    -Since Bill has a form now he likes to turn into different creatures to annoy the Pines(Most Ford and Deerper).

    -Mable still writes to her parents, but when she explains she’s a mermaid her parents think it’s her imagination.

    -Stan loves to show Ford he will fly and they raced once. The outcome wasn’t pretty.

    -Pacifica and Mable hang out more often. When they give Dip a makeover the outcome isn’t pretty either.

    -McGugget and Ford will go to each others places and study the water. Dip sometimes also comes.

    -“HEY DIPPE-” “AAAAAAAHHHH!!!”

    -It took Dip 3 weeks to learn to walk. He had a bruised face for a long time.


    That’s all I have for now.

    #gravity falls headcanon #gravity falls headcanons #deerper#gravity falls#bipper#magical creatures#grunkle stan#ford#pines twins #dipper and mabel #wendy corduroy#gideon gleeful #gravity falls pacifica #5amclub#omg why#why#im tired #i need water #yeet#weird shit#bill cipher
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    Throwback to when someone was trying to summon a demon in the highschool bathroom stall

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  • Why would someone want to hack my phone all they’ll see is that I watch an ungodly amount of porn 

    #this goes for my debit card too #weird shit#shitposting#shitpost#comedy#funny
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    Ah yes egg baby

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  • But does he bark at strangers?  We hope he’s good at backing up.  We’re still checking out those antennas.

    #weird shit #who's a good boy #home security
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  • Sent to us by someone with an equally-skewed sense of humour.

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  • #quotes#weird shit #shit my friends say #shit my friends are saying #S
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