the state of my inbox.... abysmal
wish i was a seagull so i could just fuckin screech all the time
okay I know soccer is the most popular sport in the world but I would love to talk about other sports...
Why is the WiFi for the college next door stronger at my college than my college's WiFi
Jean-Honoré Fragonard (1732 - 1806): ‘The Swing’ (1767)
heyhye here's a reminder to drink water (or at least some form of liquid i know it can b hard!!!)
@takakuyaku sent 💋💋💋
First 5 people who send in a “💋” get a kiss from my muse. 2/5
Husk always felt a bit... Zealous after a successful hunt. It got his blood pumping and his brain moving, the adrenaline of securing a kill and a meal put him in a good mood. So planning to go on a hunt before meeting up with Takami was great preparation for a good night.
He goes to their agreed meeting place, un-swarming silently behind Takami, but a few feet back, not wanting to startle him. “Hey, Chickadee.” He says in a low, dark voice. His shirt’s got a bit of blood on it, his pants too- not the cleanest kill. “Hope you weren’t waitin’ too long.” He drawls as he walks to them, tilting their chin up to look up him. “Next time, you should just come with me.” He very nearly kisses them then, “I know theifin’ is more yer thing but I can’t help but think about how pretty you’d be with a bit of blood on yer hands...I know you’ve done it before, I just wanna see..”
He kisses them then, a firm, possessive thing that instantly gets a bit feverish and heavy. Hands are already wandering, not caring about their location.
I'm kind of a big deal on duo lingo 💅 it's whatever
the urge to sleep is stroooong but the will to stay awake?
Strong! A!! F!!!!
Nun with a double iris
Your history teachers are lying to you. Why? To cover the truth of course. So I was at Peleus and Thetis’s wedding, getting hammered with Aphrodite, Athena, and Hera, getting nasty in the bushes. For whatever reason they wanted to know who was best in bed, and I saw that as a red flag, and didn’t want to deal with that kind of clinginess. I just East ready for THAT kind of commitment. Plus I’m not Mormon, so I’m not keeping three wives around. So, I duck out while they’re cleaning up, and I run into Paris, he wants me to sign his copy of my book ‘Six Pistols and a Dagger.’ I’m like yeah sure and slap some ink on it, but when Hera, Athena, and Aphrodisiac come out they started fighting over it, and offered Paris anything he wanted to trade for it. Well, a Helen later and I had to hoof it back to Ithaca. Go read Smokepit Fairytales. #books #reading #timetravel #friends #selfie #paris #judgementofparis #athena #hera #aphrodite #goddess #gods #myth #legend #pirates #woops #closeone https://www.instagram.com/p/CRwmsVdr6aA/?utm_medium=tumblr
low poly airships airdrop the player into the level...
Ok. Ok so we know the Gang all would have been at Mor and Bren's wedding. And the Keridwen members all not even really minding the rain. Anf they all were great friends of course. But what if that was Will and Mary's moment when they started to really fall for each other. Like yes theyd been pining for a very long time but always assumed their feelings were not returned. But they end up sitting next to each other at the wedding. And Will starts to tear up and cry a little and Mary offers him some tissues. And when it starts to really rain he shrugs off his suit jacket and holds it over her head to keep her from getting too wet and when it stops he just drapes the jacket over her shoulders to keep her dry.
Sometimes I wish Indian colleges accepted essays cause like. I’m sure I could demonstrate my passion for earth and env science with a 2000 word essay linking cryptidcore, monsterfuckers on Reddit and their combined advancements in deep sea research better than I could on a paper with questions that require me to know the length of a bacterial cell. Like fuck me so I don’t measure human cells using how-many-bacterial-cells-can-we-fit-in-this-bad-boy units. This entire system is a nightmare and my point here is that all I really need to write a 2000 word essay linking cryptidcore, monsterfuckers on reddit and their combined advancements in deep sea research is a reason.