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Rules: answer the questions as one of your OC’s.
I’m answering as Layla Smith, from Ballad of the Apocalypse.
1: How are you doing today?
“Me?” she said with a mischievous smile. “Oh, I’m fine. Thanks for asking, unlike someone who writes about us every day.”
2: I have some questions for you. Are you ready to answer them?
“I’m always ready to get payback to my auth- I mean, answer some harmless questions about myself.”
3: How do you feel about your last name?
“Oh, I love it,” she laughed. “But it’s the strangest thing. I’ve never really thought about it before this interview. It’s almost like the author made it up on the spot or something. But I’m sure that can’t be the case. He’s a wonderful author. There’s no way he’d pick favorites or anything.” She coughed in a manner that suspiciously sounded like “Natalie Evenwrite.”
4: Is there anything you’d like to thank the author of your story for?
She grinned wickedly as if the devil himself possessed her. “Oh, yes. I’d love to thank the author for turning our world into a desolate F-ing wasteland! Yeah, we had shining cities, clean water, and world peace. But nooo. You had to destroy all of that, just so you could make a point about life, or civilization or… something, I don’t even care about what our story’s about. Just as long as I survive. It’s so much better this way. I can’t thank him enough.”
5: You can only eat three foods for the rest of your life. What are they?
“Shush! Don’t go giving him ideas! I don’t care how much I love Pepperoni Pizza, Lisanga, or a good, bad burrito from some shady Mexican guy on the street, I don’t want to eat it forever!”
6: Have you ever done or said anything that surprised the author?
Layla threw back her head and laughed. “I’m me,” she said after a while. “Everything I ever say or do surprises him. I am the bane of his existence… Well, except Randa, but I’m not supposed to know about him.” She laughed again. “I can already see Jay. sitting there trying to figure out exactly how or when I met Randa. He’ll be stumped for ages.”
7: You have unlimited funds. What kind of party are you going to have?
“Unlimited funds? Forget the party. I’ll be taking over Evanwrite’s nuclear bomb shelter and arming it with every weapon known to man. Including the nukes! Then while this craptastic shitstorm blows over I’ll be safe and secure letting my fancy new automated security system deal with the hoards of skeletons. Come to think of it, I could have enough funds to add in a heated pool, separate rooms, a massive dance hall and a disco ball! OOH! And three kinds of cheese fondue fountains! Do you think I could get satellite reception down there? Who am I kidding? Unlimited wealth means I can just buy every movie or T.V. show ever made, and hire all the actors, directors and so on and give them their own rooms too. I’m loving this party! Can we do this for real?”
8: Tell us a quick story that’s happened to you that not even the author knows about… yet.
“Ummm. no. What little bit he doesn’t know about needs to stay that way so he can’t just retcon my F-ing life. Not that I’m bitter or anything.”
9: Do you have a favorite hero?
“Alyssa. She’s really saved my bacon ever since- wait, you mean, like IRL? Before all this magic, world-ending drama? Hell, Yes! Deadpool has always been my inspirational hero. But he’s an anti-hero so I can’t count him either… Oh! I know. It’s Jimmy, from the third and fourth Justice League movies. I think he’s what really saved those movies… Why is Jay. laughing?”
10: Thank you for talking to me.
“No! Wait! I can still answer a bunch of other questions! Don’t you want to know my favorite color? Which Dog breed I prefer? Don’t send me back to that Hellhole! Please, for the love of God, at least let me keep a Fondue fountain!”
Okay, I’m back. Please ignore Layla, she just wants to make me look bad… Well… I mean… she’s not wrong, but I swear, she’s actually pretty content with her life right now. Sooo. I’m just going to tag people now. @submergedmind @odd-dog @pixel-is-writing @strawberryspaceship @ashmitrano and @theguildedtypewriter I hope you guys all have as much fun as I did. =)