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  • canongayermo
    06.12.2021 - 9 minutes ago

    someone please explain to me what meow meow is and where it came from in this fandom I’m begging-

    #I’ve been here (the fandom) since my brother introduced me to the show thanksgiving break and I Need Context #what we do in the shadows #wwdits#meow meow #nandor x guillermo #nandor the relentless #guillermo de la cruz #nandormo#colin robinson #nadja of antipaxos #lazlo cravensworth
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  • gizmoz
    06.12.2021 - 27 minutes ago

    you have no idea of how much my self esteem improved after i met guillermo and harvey i’m fat and i’m hot as fuck and i hope everyone who were fatphobic at me a very death

    #wwdits #anyone else feel like this #guillermo my BELOVED #my gf seeing me think im hot now: 🥺 #representation does matter i think #and a good one #i was honestly shocked and i met guillermo #never seen a character like him #and i was so afraid because i was just waiting for him to suffer fatphobic jokes #like in every sitcom #but he never did #they never told a fatphobic joke #it felt safe for the first time to watch a show #and i trust wwdits to continue like this #this is silly but it feels good #anyway id die for guillermo and id kill for him
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  • phil-lester-is-my-sunshine
    06.12.2021 - 31 minutes ago

    just some guy who is young, dumb and full of cum 💜💜

    inst: @messy__arts_

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  • ohthecornbread
    06.12.2021 - 46 minutes ago

    I cosplayed the most minor but cool looking character🥲

    Character: Carol🦇

    #nadja cravensworth #what we do in the shadows #nadja of antipaxos #wwdits #nandor the relentless #guillermo de la cruz #laszlo cravensworth#wwdits laszlo#wwdits guillermo#wwdits nadja#wwdits carol #what we do in the shadows cosplay #simon the devious #wwdits cosplay
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  • saltysalmonkid
    06.12.2021 - 1 hour ago
    #wwdits #nandor the relentless #laszlo cravensworth#nanzlo
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  • ohmanseriously
    06.12.2021 - 1 hour ago

    I love when Nandor and Nadja are paired up because you get to enjoy their mirrored styling of their long black hair with her bangs and his beard. They’re styled to look like brother and sister twins, I think, with the same face-to-hair ratio, like a sort of weird yin and yang, her forehead beard and his chin bangs. 

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  • kraviolis
    06.12.2021 - 1 hour ago

    having terrible evil thoughts about post-s3 canon divergence au guillermo being turned by nadja and trying to find nandor but failing and eventually just staying in england working as the head of security for the supreme vampiric council and being bffs with nadja for the next 20-30 years until nandor comes by the supreme vampiric council HQ randomly bcus he was invited to a vampire event hosted by the local london council and wanted to say hi to nadja & laszlo but instead guillermo and nandor are very awkwardly re-introduced by a well meaning local council member.

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  • drunkenartwhore
    06.12.2021 - 1 hour ago

    slow day at work again

    #put the last batch of pda media in the oven. will clone mycelium later #science allows nandermos to exist today #wwdits
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  • saltysalmonkid
    06.12.2021 - 1 hour ago

    Want 2 practice my expressionwork so send me a number and letter and ur wwdits chara(s) of choice :]]

    #wwdits #what we do in the shadows
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  • nocturnecreates
    06.12.2021 - 2 hours ago

    lost in your current like a priceless wine

    AO3

    Guillermo takes a break on the roof of the house to just pretend, for one moment, that he's been turned. But a certain relentless vampire shoulders his way into his quiet time.

    CW for implied assumption of suicidal intent. Otherwise this is just pure self indulgent fluff and pining.

    ____

    Guillermo loved clear nights, especially in the summer time. Buffeted by the hot winds as he perched up on the tallest part of the roof, he could stare up at all the stars and pretend he was already a vampire. Strong. Powerful. Free.

    He closed his eyes, breathing in the muggy air and rocking back slightly. He could imagine the smell of the humans around him. Mild but inviting, his powerful muscles ready to spring from the rooftop and chase down his prey. A true hunter.

    Maybe those kinds of thoughts should disturb him. Who dreams of being a perfect hunter? But in the past decade, he’d seen too much death to count. And maybe he’d grown just a little too comfortable with it. It was one of the few constants in his life, after all.

    …Okay maybe that was a little too disturbing. Even for him.

    He breathed in again and opened his eyes, trying to focus in on the feeling of power he’d just had, and not the uncomfortable feeling of guilt that had started to creep in. He casually glanced towards the door leading back inside, digging his fingers further into the shingles on the ridge as he leaned back further-

    -and almost toppled backwards entirely when his eyes met Nandor’s.

    “Holy sh-“ He yanked himself upwards, his heels digging into the shingles below. He righted himself quickly, though couldn’t help the deep red his face turned as he saw amusement on Nandor’s face. He cleared his throat. “Master what- uh, what are you doing up here?”

    “Thought I would go for a fly,” He said, nodding up to the night sky above. “Why are you up here, Guillermo? I believe a fall from this height would kill you, yes?”

    Guillermo shrugged, looking away towards the street below. “I guess it would.”

    “You… are not thinking of doing so, are you?”

    Guillermo blinked and shook his head, giving Nandor a confused look. “What? No, of course not, Master.”

    “Right. Of course. Very good.” He paused, gesturing vaguely at the air as if he was making some sort of point. He then strode forward, balancing perfectly on the ridge of the roof before dropping down to sit next to Guillermo. He kept several feet between them, but Guillermo felt jittery just the same.

    “What do you do up here then? There is not anything up here of interest to you.”

    “I- well,” He started, somehow turning even redder than before. As Nandor stared, he pulled at his shirt collar, trying to figure out something that wasn’t embarrassing to say. “I, uh, mostly come out here for the stars? Its a really clear night, which means you can see all of them.”

    Nandor blinked. “I do not see the significance.”

    “Its just- don’t you think the stars are beautiful?”

    “I suppose…” Nandor glanced up, and Guillermo couldn’t for the life of him look up too. His eyes were drawn instead to the long dark hair falling back over his shoulder, his long slender neck meeting his bearded chin. He had the urge to reach out and stroke it. To feel the wirey hairs under his fingertips. He quickly looked away however, when the urge became uncomfortably strong. Nandor would never allow it, and would probably find it weird.

    Instead, he busied himself with fidgeting the sleeves of his thin sweater, fixing the folded edges around his biceps to keep himself from getting too warm. He let out a slow breath, attempting to calm his heart.

    “They are quite bright, yes,” Nandor concluded finally, looking back at Guillermo. “I still do not see the reason for you being out here, however. Do you just… observe the brightness? That must get rather boring.”

    Guillermo shifted, chewing on the inside of his lip. “Well, maybe it should. But I like it. Its nice out here. Quiet.”

    “Is your room not quiet as well?”

    Guillermo snorted. “It’s right by the entrance hall. Its always loud in there.”

    Nandor frowned. “I see. So you feel you must come out here to get some ‘peace and quiet.’” He made air quotes with his fingers. Guillermo pursed his lips together, trying not the laugh.

    “Yes. Exactly, Master.”

    Nandor nodded slowly. “Yes, yes. That makes sense. You know, Guillermo, back when I was an army commander, I would often have to take breaks to have some ‘peace and quiet.’ Warriors are a loud and rowdy bunch and, while I was no exception, eventually you get tired of all the loud talk of killing and pillaging.” He gestured outward, his cape fluttering back with the movement. “Sometimes, you wanted to hear your own thoughts! And yes, sometimes I would think of killing and pillaging still, but it would be in the quiet shade of a tree with John at my side. Quite a different experience.”

    “I think I understand what you’re getting at, Master,” Guillermo hedged, watching Nandor’s face for any sign of him rushing to shoot him down with a correction. When he didn’t, however, Guillermo continued. “You wanted space to have your own thoughts, not just those you shared with others.”

    “Yes! Exactly, Guillermo!” He smiled, and Guillermo smiled back, a warmth blooming in his stomach at seeing his Master pleased with him. “I wanted the chance to feel myself as I was, not the me I was surrounded by my fellow warriors.” He paused. “I often wish I could do this again with more ease. Nadja and Laszlo are fine, but I do wish I had a nearby hill to sit and think my own thoughts, absent of theirs.”

    Guillermo blinked, searching Nandor’s forlorn face. His heart skipped as Nandor’s eyes met his again and he couldn’t help but blurt out, “What if you came up here sometimes?” When his look turned quizzical, Guillermo stumbled onwards, even as his brain told him to stop. “Its really quiet up here. And Nadja and Laszlo never really come up here. You’re actually the first person to come up here in a long while, so it should be very, uh, good for thinking. And if you want, I can just… find a new spot for-“

    “If you wouldn’t mind, I would actually prefer if you… accompanied me, so to speak. I am used to doing my thinking with John and, well, he had not been around for a long time now so-“

    “I’m- you are aware, I’m not your pet, right?” A hint of annoyance bit into his voice and Nandor shook his head.

    “No, of course you are not. But I find you rather soothing to be around. A peaceful presence in a house full of chaos. Does this make sense?”

    Guillermo looked down where Nandor’s hand rested lightly against the ridge of the roof. He bit his lip, pulling his own hands closer to his body as he kept his balance. This was, of course, a bad idea. He needed his space from all of them. That’s part of the reason he came up here, outside of the daydreams. Suggesting Nandor spend his time up here was like shooting himself in the foot. It would only make his attempts to keep his thoughts about Nandor at bay more… difficult to repress.

    But Nandor was looking at him so hopefully. So tenderly. Guillermo wanted to see that look more, whatever that meant he had to do. And so, against his better judgment, he nodded. “Yeah, that makes sense, Master. I would- I’d be glad to join you.”

    Nandor grinned, clapping his hands in excitement. “Good! I wish to do one of these right now, then.” Guillermo opened his mouth but Nandor held up a finger. “No speaking now. We must contemplate in silence.”

    Guillermo snorted a laugh but shrugged and nodded again. Nandor, satisfied, closed his eyes, hands on his lap and still perfectly balanced. And so he closed his eyes as well, attempting to fall back into the same thoughts he’d had before.

    But no matter what he did, Guillermo couldn’t stop himself from peaking open an eye to stare at him. Silhouetted by twinkling stars, Nandor was even more beautiful than the night sky above.

    #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nandermo#nandor/guillermo #i havent been on here in years so sorry if the formatting sucks #my fics
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  • deliciousnecks
    06.12.2021 - 2 hours ago

    5:18am: I wake up. The cursed pretzel video comes to mind.

    #wwdits #i hate it here
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  • wheatlev
    06.12.2021 - 2 hours ago

    (picture by Harvey on IG)

    #wwdits #hi i just saw teh opportunity #jamday
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  • lord-of-the-ducks
    06.12.2021 - 3 hours ago

    I’m genuinely surprised that WWDITS had no effect on my Spotify wrapped cuz like, I played One Week an ungodly amount of times and regressed into listening to all the music from the 70s and 80s that my parents used to play in the car all because I couldn’t cope with season 3 episodes 8-10.

    #what we do in the shadows #wwdits#wwdits fx#wwdits s3 #I’m pretty sure that it doesn’t count November so that gave me only like #2 weeks to mope #but still #i know a lot of lyrics to one week now and it’s almost frightening #i Never make Playlists for shows but I was inconsolable
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  • queerspacepunk
    06.12.2021 - 3 hours ago

    spens has finished season 3 of what we do in the shadows but i have not and i missed a lot of the first season so we rewatched from the beginning and are now halfway thru s3 and spens doesn't wanna spoil me but has told me that things get buck-fucking-wild so my predictions based on observations thru the season:

    lazslo is clearly knows something's up with where energy vampires come from

    he is being weirdly nice to colin robinson

    is lazslo colin robinson's dad? is colin the baby that he turned into a vampire?

    #wwdits #here to suck blood and fuck forever
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  • funderfulart
    06.12.2021 - 4 hours ago

    not sure how good tumblr is for advertising stuff but it’s worth a shot lmao.

    after a very long time procrastinating, i’ve finally set up a redbubble with a bunch of my doctor and wwdits art on it!! lots of stickers, shirts, stationery etc. plus everything is 25% off until the 7th so 👀

    if ur interested in thasmin, thoschei/spydoc or nandormo stuff i have a lot of that on here !!

    >> https://www.redbubble.com/people/funderfularts/shop?utm_source=rb-native-app&utm_campaign=share-artist&utm_medium=ios

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  • saltysalmonkid
    06.12.2021 - 4 hours ago

    I want to be evil and reprehensible but in a gay way, like wwdits or hannibal. Yeah im a ruthless murderer but officer have you ever considered the fact that i still hv steamy unresolved sexual tension with my subordinate. Please just wait at least 4 more seasons for me to kiss them before you arrest me thank you.

    #wwdits#hannibal #i have never actually watched hannibal i just read about it sometimes #also im well aware that they dont kiss in hannibal but like i said ive never watched it so i can think whatever i want #nandermo#hannigram #i think is the shipname #? #ramblings
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  • ineffably-human
    06.12.2021 - 6 hours ago

    Things Nandor canonically cares about when he's put in charge:

    - what room is the best location to read a letter - the right decorations for a VIP visit - having charity runs - having carnivals - vampire food safety - vampire novelty foods - vampire non-human diet options - creating a treaty one time but also making a very elaborate scroll of the treaty and reading it in a ceremony for three to four witnesses - organizing artifacts by type

    I feel like we could have avoided the whole cult thing if Nadja took him off Council duty and gave him his own committee for catering and event planning.

    #sometimes it moonlights as museum curation but the library is laszlo's he just helps #he doesn't need a department for the treaty thing bc he's the only one who bothers #but guillermo also bothers so now they're a committee of two #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #nandor the relentless #i am a meta gremlin #does this count as meta whatever it does now
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  • caspersgay
    06.12.2021 - 7 hours ago

    anyway here's the fruits of my sunday, first thing written in very nearly a decade, goodnight, i am afraid,

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  • raisedbylibrarians
    06.12.2021 - 7 hours ago

    Is there a gay Twilight fan to gay What We Do In The Shadows fan pipeline?

    #if so I fucking speed ran it #2020 during q get into twilight with some friends #also 2020 get into WWDITS #in 2021 WWDITS gets more clearly gay and IM HOOKED #twilight#wwdits
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  • laszloscoffin
    06.12.2021 - 8 hours ago

    Can't believe laszlo cravensworth canonically said eat the rich

    #a true icon if you ask me #what did we do to deserve him #laszlo cravensworth #what we do in the shadows #wwdits
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