They be talking shit.
Xiao Junjies best friend Nie Peng
recently im really into the “stalking my enemy because they are my equal and because they are hot” niche of ficitonal couples
sometimes found family is a blind man, a young girl pretending to be blind to steal and a guy who once had a swordfight w the blind guy and now takes advantage of the guy being blind and not recognizing him to meet with him again as a new person and not as his enemy
Xue Yang: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?
Xue Yang: Why do you need eyes? To see other men???
Red Azalea | Chapter 104 - Good Different
Xue yang feels fantastic! Amazing! So relieved after finally sharing his past pain with Xingchen and Song Lan! He throws himself into learning more about how to be good, while the group head back to Daifu's town.
Now That I See You
Chapter 14 is up!!! 💕💕
anyway, thinking about xue yang + dessert (by hyo)
"On the tip of my twisted tongue
I want the sweet you
My dessert that will melt away
I chose you
Look at me I’m your queen
With great satisfaction
Until I like it that much
Some more cake in my hands"
My friend StartAnotherStory is in the same country at me at the same time (amazing) and we are using this rare opportunity wisely, by writing deeply silly fanfic. We have this series in which a character from a moderately obscure and deeply, deeply silly Chinese fantasy drama acts as an advice columnist, with crossovers to a wide variety of shows, some of which are even more obscure. Today we wrote three letter-and-answers, and posted two of them. One of those we had to create the fandom tag for.
So far we have two letters for The Untamed, one for Avater: The Last Airbender, one for Robin of Sherwood (1984), and one - the one we created the tag for - for 山寨小萌主 | Fake Princess.
We’re doing it for ourselves and each other. We are very well aware that we won’t be getting a lot of attention. Still, my eternal love and good will to the two or three people who reliably read and kudos our nonsense.
I’m going to post the first letter below a cut. Summary:
Fire Princess Yan Da's advice column proves surprisingly popular. This week, a letter from Xue Yang, who wants advice on navigating the transition from nemeses to roommates to lovers.
Dear Fire Princess,
I met this guy a few years ago at work. Gorgeous, kind, elegant, with a beautiful smile – I fell instantly in hate. Sparks flew but nothing was going to happen back then because a) he was already in a relationship and b) there was a conflict of interest due to our employment situation, which is to say, I was interested in slaughtering a clan down to the last dog and retrieving a powerful artifact for my employer, and he was interested in bringing me to justice.
That didn’t go as well as he hoped, and before long I was not only free but working an even more lucrative and interesting contract, for a better boss. I used my newfound freedom productively, by ruining his and his boyfriend’s lives and destroying their relationship.
Unfortunately shortly after that I outlived my usefulness, and my employer ran me out of town and had me beaten and left for dead. And who found me and nursed me back to health? That’s right! Only he had no idea who I was, because he was blind now, even though it was his boyfriend whose eyes I cut out.
Obviously I felt as though the heavens had given me a second chance to completely destroy him, so I fixed his roof and moved in with him. But as time passed, we grew closer - I ended up sharing a really personal story with him, and he responded very sweetly. I started feeling differently about him after that. Now I find myself wanting to take care of him in a way that is not a euphemism for murder. I want to carry on more or less the way we have been doing, in quiet domestic bliss, but for the rest of our lives instead of until I get bored and decide to put him out of my misery.
Do you believe in forgiveness? Should I forgive him for interrupting my revenge, years ago? Do you think there’s any future in this relationship, as long as I keep lying to him and he never finds out about all those people I tricked him into murdering?
Yearning in Yi City
Dear Yearning in Yi City,
Let me start by saying how much I admire your willingness and ability to move between employers. I have been working for my father in the Fire Kingdom for as long as I have been able to wield a whip, and I fully understand what a difficult undertaking it is to get away from people who violently demand your loyalty. So, I have a lot of respect for you and I am glad that you succeeded in leaving a bad situation (twice!).
As far as forgiveness goes – in the Fire Kingdom we are taught to take what we want, at all costs. If you want this man and the cost is your revenge, take him and leave it. That said, I have to warn you that, in my experience, when a man is “gorgeous, kind, elegant, with a beautiful smile” he has a 1/3 chance of turning out to be your long lost brother. Especially if you get into the habit of saving one another from things.
From your letter I assume that you are both practical (the fixed roof) and determined (slaughter down to the last dog). If you are still bent on pursuing this man, I recommend a shared external threat that you can bond over. To that end, I have enclosed three brothers who can be any amount of external threat that you like. (Please feel free to keep them, I have spares.)
Best of luck in your future endeavours. I hope that roof stays fixed.
Im back again with some more Junjie.
I’m a nieyao & xuexiao shipper & I really enjoy the parallels in their storylines. A lot has been said abt JGY & XY’s parallels but I also see similarities bw XXC & NMJ. XXC & NMJ work together to bring XY to justice, & both die in part bc of it. And in cql, JGY & XY both try & fail to raise them as puppets. NMJ is so full of rage/resentful energy that his body must be dismembered, while XXC is so heartbroken that his soul shatters.
your taste is impeccable and your brain 🧠 is HUUUUGE
heart eyes motherfucker
@queensconquest 𝐋𝐄𝐅𝐓 𝐀 𝐕𝐎𝐈𝐂𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐋: “ you just can't get enough of me, can you~? “ (xy @ xxc he has to tease daozhang) ↳ 𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒 & 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒 💋 || 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆
He couldn’t ignore the way those words made his already flushed face light up even brighter, pulling away from his lips, wind caught in his throat as he’d come to the same realization. He could hear the grin that was making itself widely present on A-Yang’s face.
Brows knit as those words settle deeper into Xiao Xingchen, noticing how he wasn’t just kissing him all over, but he was also seating quite comfortably on his lap, his mind lost in his taste. It had certainly become something he noticed with how long the two have been together. Those bad habits rubbing off on the good Taoist and it left him flustered in his own actions.
‘ A-Yang...’ he voice trembles, a hand moving up to cover over A-Yang’s mouth as if doing would somehow make that smile he knew he was wearing disappearing. There was pride laced in that tone, pride and want and it was the second that had the Taoist weak in his knees. His face lowers, as if he could hide away from him, but he held truth in those words. A-Yang had opened an entirely new world, a rush like a open river in his chest whenever he felt this man’s lips against his own. Running his hands over his skin, and for a long he felt like he was able to see for the first time since having gone blind. He loved every second, loved being so wanted and adored by him.
After a deep breath, a pout on his lips he lifts his face to meet that never ending grin that was awaiting him. ‘ When you say things like that... ’ he moves in to kiss him again. ‘ I fear it will lead me to make some very bad decisions... ’