Apparently it's fathers day tomorrow. How many inappropriate jokes can i make to people before I'm never invited to one again?

my mom is a middle school teacher and her colleagues had an end of year party which I tagged along to and I proceeded to get absolutely smashed

luis enrique with absolutely no respect get your shit together and resign!

thinking right now about how much of dan and nate's banter is just nate being like im better than you at this *charming smile* while dan just grins back.

"let the best man win - cause i just did" ? "don't worry, im not the sort of winner who rubs it in the losers face" or whatever those exact words are? "you're not hot enough to be a cheerleader"??

i know in my ‘nate is mean to dan for sexy reasons’ fic i was sort of like “oh but nate is usually so nice to dan” but like i totally stand corrected. SO MUCH DATE BANTER IS JUST LIKE. nate being like “dude im better than you, get over it,” and dan laughs and blushes and looks at nate all wide-eyed & flustered.

thinking terribly unsafe things like how nice it would be to spoon with inko .... 😳  

Anonymous said: Do you read and look at Darkwing Duck porn?

“No. I do not. And I did not. By the time I got to the point where I was seriously experimenting, I had figured out I wasn’t really into older men. I didn’t really carry that torch like I used to.

Now I especially don’t look at it, since there’s some fans now in St. Canard who are into me, and that’s just weird to read.”

i woke up with my mouth swollen so that’s fun

A few weeks ago I was trying to explain to my sister how pokemon works and she was like so Pikachu is like a taser...? 🤔

ok someone play mason gooding as a college frat bro or d1 athlete who’s secretly a sweetheart opp me we can have angst and love and beautiful times ugh i need this somebody pls

What’s the point of playing dungeons and dragons if you don’t name your vegetarian halfling barbarian that hates people but loves animals Ghinny Peeg.

NEW JUICE PIC! AGAIN!

seriously getting less and less inspiration to write and do fandom things. feels like there’s no point when i don’t get much interaction.

british pride

Seonghwa should rock a mullet or half tone hair next comeback.

would it be too on brand to use an mcr quote for my next thing im gonna upload?