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Okay so I’m not that massively into non-alien modern AUs but I just gotta fucking say??? I love the idea of 96yo Yoda who’s been raising generation after generation of his adopted kids and grandkids and great grandkids at this point, who’s obviously a very traditional Chinese man in a mainly mixed country (maybe New Zealand? Lots of Maori Fetts and the like running about) and he make his kids the weirdest smelling teas and obviously when Obi-Wan and Cody start dating Cody is shocked yo realized the main language in the house is neither te reo or english, since Obi-Wan speaks them so fluently, but Mandrain, and how Obi keeps making fruit platters for all the kids when they get home from school (fruit is a love language 🥺) and owns like three rice cookers and is straight up /horrified/ when he realizes Cody doesn’t have one at all, and I just want Cody to be all ‘why this white boy draggin my ass into Chinese culture???’ And then they all meet Grandpa Yoda and they’re all ‘oh. That’s it. That’s why he’s like that.’ The rest of the Fett clan is so damn happy for a hot minute there they thought Cody was dating some sort of weebo or something.

This is the way.

G R O G U <3

Anakin: How’s life?

Obi-Wan: Good. Yours?

Anakin: Yeah, same.

Obi-wan:

Anakin:

Anakin: We’re both lying, aren’t we?

[ID: A picture of Yoda from the torso up with Katara’s face poorly photoshopped over his face. End ID]

@oldpotatoe I read katara’s “do or do not, there is no try” in chapter 20 of flwogb and I can only offer this meme as acknowledgement. Do with it what you will.

I was bored so I drew this….. And then I deemed it as not good and crumpled and threw it away

….should I have done that?

Tagging @whythefuckdoiexist ‘cause you seem to have artistic sense

CGI TCW Yoda frightens me. Muppet TCW Yoda fills me with joy.

I live in fear of the OT Yoda.

Anakin: Are you mad at me?

Obi-Wan: Take a guess.

Anakin: No..?

Obi-Wan: Take another guess.

Of Words, Training, and Lingering Cages  

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A Collar is Removed, the Dark is Explored, and a reminder that the Physical is not all that binds us is given.

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           Maul was still not quite sure what was happening outside of the fact that he wanted it. Maul wanted for Plo to teach him, he wanted for…he wanted for all of them to teach him. That part of him that hungered found the idea of having so many around him satisfying in a way that he did not understand, he just knew it felt…it felt like the removal of a lack.

           It felt like another tool in a box.

          Maul wanted more tools, he wanted to understand, to know who he was and what was happening, he wanted so much, and they were offering… Maul wondered a bit how he was meant to earn this. He wondered what the catch would be, but Maul would find that out. He had already promised to read the book and to not hurt while he was doing so…

           Maul no longer wished to hurt, so that part was easy, the book was a bit more difficult, but Maul could ask questions, he thought. They were meant to teach him, were they not? They were meant to help him understand, and he had to assume that this book…

           There is good in this Galaxy…

          Maul was not sure what that meant, though he wondered…he wondered if it was something that Meltch had been trying to give him. He wondered…

          Maul did not even know where to begin with any of this, did not know how to ask the questions that were tickling at the back of his mind. Maul did not know how to ask about other forms of touch, about why it burned and yet did not hurt him.

           Maul took a breath and then slowly looked to Tiq then, taking in the Rodian that was smiling at him, the warmth in those large eyes. There had been so much…

           Maul did not know how to thank that.

          “You were there,” Maul said finally, watching him quietly, “the entire time. I remember your voice throughout all of it…”

           “I was,” Tiq agreed and that smile broadened, his eyes crinkling with it. “It’s my job, Maul. It’s something I wished to do, not something that you owe me for.”

           Maul found his brows knitting slightly, taking in the Jedi before him that was asking him for nothing and mumbling quietly, “Compassion. Weakness.”

           Tiq beamed, “Perhaps,” he agreed, “or maybe it’s a gift. Maybe it’s something that you needed and something I chose to provide. It’s something that I’ve trained for years to be able to do, and it is something that I wanted to give.”

           Maul took this in, thinking. Maul was not a stranger to training of course, he himself did it all the time, and he supposed that this then must be a skill, something learned and honed through constant work, but that still begged the question… “Why do you train for this? Why is it something you want?”

           “To help others,” Tiq answered, “because I cannot bear to see someone hurting when I know that I can help. There is the satisfaction of knowing that I have helped, of seeing someone come out of… Maul, I will not lie to you, you were one of my more difficult patients, and for you to be here… I am pleased for you. I am so happy that I could help you.”

           Maul took that in and found that this was…perhaps a bit harder to understand. Maul was no stranger to the satisfaction that came from hard work, and also the knowledge that he had accomplished something, but for it to be another person that mainly benefited, that… That was strange. But Maul thought it might be a Jedi sensibility. This then was easier to understand.

           Though perhaps, this was the kind of thing Anakin had meant by Good.

           “What do you do now?” Maul asked finally.

          Tiq smiled at him, “I am…a Mind Healer, Lord Maul,” Tiq answered, “I help people understand themselves, understand what has happened to them and begin to heal.”

           Maul found a brow slowly rising, taking this in for a moment, “I see.”

           “I am also the Mind Healer that was specifically assigned to you.”

           Maul blinked.

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Thanks to The Mandalorian, I am now on a Star Wars kick, so of course, I dove headfirst into the fanfic. That got me into Pedro Pascal, and then Narcos, whereupon I accidentally watched the first episode of Narcos: Mexico and remembered that Diego Luna and Rogue One exist. Podficcing Star Wars fanfic is… interesting. (I will also try not to spoil The Mandalorian below the cut.)

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the mandalorian (and his son)

ehhh i got bored today

yoda’s lineage is literally the thottiest lineage. like not only do they have qui-gon, obi-wan, anakin and luke but dooku has big ‘a hoe never gets cold’ energy and every character ahsoka’s age is simping for her. therefore, it’s only fair to assume that yoda is also a thot. in this essay i will-