HEY IM BACK I DIDN’T HAVE ANY HOMEWORK SO I’LL PROBABLY ONLY GET LIKE 2 OR 3 SIGNS DONE
CAPRICORN: two flavors: mean or genius. one of them is sooooooooooooo mean will literally punch you in the face and watch you bleed out all whilst feeling nothing. probably going to be a serial killer, but is really good at sports. tall af and makes me want to cry. the other one is super smart, skipped two grades in MATH and we all know how hard math is. honestly they’re so smart but kind of a crybaby which is why they can relate to pisces because they cry too 24/7.
SORRY GANG I HAVE TO GO BUT ILL ADD MORE LATER TODAY OR THIS WEEK OR NEXT WEEK IDFK
ARIES: they come in two flavors: anime geek who loves to scream and literally every teacher hates them, or super pure and probably an angel in disguise. if they’re the first variety then watch out. they have constant detentions although they’re super smart, and fails every class because they just don’t care. if they’re the second flavor, then they’re the pure one or the baby of the friend group. the whole group would protect them with their life. holds grudges for years though
TAURUS: another two flavors: either very arrogant and thinks they’re better than everyone else or a huge crowd pleaser and the most popular person at school. if it’s the first one, then they’re literally math geniuses. they pretend to hate you but secretly would do anything for you. such a sweetheart honestly, although they won’t give you answers on tests. if it’s the second one, they’re the popular kid who’s actually really nice to everyone. is sooooooooooooo kind to every person they mees, and overuses the word broski like crazy. an athlete, and eats all the snacks.
GEMINI: one main flavor: LOUD. they are soooooooooooooooooooooooooo loud and chatty, especially around the people they want to impress. always screaming and ships everyone in harry potter (which is why they’re best friends with cancer) they’re so loud omg my ears. really likes pockets and loves to dress up. bougie af and enjoys the finer things in life, although they have ZERO. MONEY. always steals money. you do NOT want to be their enemy, they know everything about everyone. BLACKMAIL!!!!!
CANCER: two flavors: one is very emotional and easily upset, and the other is super whiny. the first one needs everyone to be happy or else they can’t be happy. thinks electronics suck and that books are the way to go. sports geek. the other flavor however is glued to their phone 24/7 and reads wattpad during class. hates school and always whining about how their life is so hard when they can’t afford mcdonalds. also, rich but shares all the money with their friends. they’re best friends with gemini because they both like expensive things, and they both obsess over fanfiction.
LEO: one major flavor: has a different personality for every person they meet. is the type to give candy to everyone in class for valentines day, even people they don’t like. very popular, and says “broooooooooooo” all the time. really smart but hates school like aries. very sexual, always talking about their ass. will literally slam their head into a pole for 20 dollars because they spent all their money on shoes. hates people who spend too much, but that’s exactly what they are.
VIRGO: one main flavor: sweetheart. kids a lot, always making jokes about his friends, but they have the best intention. if you need something from them, they’ll always listen to what you have to say and do their best. popular, cool, calm, and a major athlete. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT. there, i said it. so attractive and everyone knows it, but they all tease them about it. the type to remember your birthday and go out of their way to bake a cupcake just for you to make you feel special.
LIBRA: one major flavor: scary as hell. will “curb stomp a hoe” in their own words. will literally blow you for money and attracts everyone. heartbreaker, they’ll play with your heart and stomp it on the floor. slacker, but one with style. passionate about the things they love. great actor, because they dramatic af. the type to watch crime shows for HOURS. date night = sky diving. super daring and a matchmaker, ships all their friends
SCORPIO: so many flavors, four at the top of my head. one of them is a total dumbass, but such a sweet person. failing every class but everyone loves them because they’re so kind. “it’s not a phase it’s a lifestyle” they say after eating the 90th chicken nugget. another is SUPER smart, child einstein. nice, but you can’t really have a convo with them because they’re too busy planning how to end global warming by themselves. probably speaks at least 5 languages. another is a total psycho, watches porn constantly and a horny little bitch. anime hoe and is super scary to people who don’t know them. tough love, always yelling at people but secretly loves them. the last one is quiet and soft spoken. sweet, kind and loves their friends
SAGITTARIUS: three flavors: super smart and will literally correct you if f you make the smallest mistake, throws their degrees in your face. “its OFFEN, not OFF-TEN” same energy as “its leviOsa, not LEviosAaAaaa” another is a major athlete and class clown. all the teachers hate them but all the students love them, they make the class that much more fun. the third one is so much fun to be around but so chaotic. will send memes at two am usually followed by “UBOUBEUVOBEOVB” super sarcastic which makes them great friends with pisces, who is also extra af
ill finish this up soon, probably next monday :)
Kim and Kanye: The Rise and Fall - are they done for good?
Sooooo, as we all know Kim and Kanye are finally divorcing (or so they say on the interwebs). In my opinion, I think Kim’s family and public image effects her decision to be with Kanye and make it work. If those two factors weren’t involved, I genuinely feel she would try to stay and work things out with him longer.
Reasons for this being:
Kanye’s Venus is in Kim’s 5th House showing a strong sexual and romantic relationship, along with finding pleasure in the same activities. They have a natural love between them which can also be seen in their parenting styles. Kanye brings Kim love and ways of entertaining, and appreciates his social ways.
Kanye’s Mercury is also Sextile Kim’s Moon, which can show two close companions, who can confide and trust in each or other. They are probably extremely sensitive and aware of how the other is feeling at all times. This is almost a soulful type of bond and connection.
Where it gets a bit f*cked would be Kim’s Moon in Kanye’s 9th House (well, to start). Kim’s early childhood and family life affected her ability to agree with Kanye’s values and morals present day. This also goes hand in hand with Kanye’s Moon square Kim’s Asc. which again shows that how she was raised conflicts with how Kanye knows how to express and be himself. He probably feels shut in and trapped being apart of the Kardashian Group. Kanye emotionally upsets Kim (as is seen all over his Twitter) and she does not like to handle her business that way.
Maybe they were each other’s twin flames even? Idk…their relationship and love seems real and they have known each other a long time even before marrying. I just feel like maybe they would have more of a chance if they weren’t famous
saying “i’m not repressing my feelings, i’m just vibing” while listening to watermelon sugar after my friend/crush hurt my feelings and not planning to do anything about it is the single most aquarius thing i have ever done
Nothing pleases me to core more than seeing a virgo talking about their dream job with so much passion.
You can love me or you can hate me but you just can’t forget me.
What about you?
We gonna take over this world.
What about you?
True, fatigue is my lifetime.
What about you?
Zodiac Signs and lifetime feelings
Totally tired of fake people.
What about you?
Zodiac Signs and tired of.
no, this ain’t crap.
Zodiac Signs when reading Zodiac posts.
Zodiac Signs after a breakup
Never ever try to push my buttons.
Zodiac Signs and never ever