Why The Signs Will Cut You Off
You are all perfect.
Combine all the actions, mix with any period of time, equals a recipe for GONE
These are observations/experiences, not tested/proven theories!
I love you all
Aries: You wear sweatpants in public with them too much, you text back too quickly, you disagree with too many of their statements, your world revolves around them, you compliment their friends far more than them, you congratulate anyone who wins that’s not them, you don’t cheer them on while they’re leading/winning, you don’t change things up frequently, you stopped wearing make up and doing your hair, you don’t like to go to any and every event, you’re not 1000% confident, you tell them what to do in public, you always have an attitude with them
Taurus: Trying to make them a spontaneous person with their decisions, constantly being late, forgetting to call, pushing wild unplanned surprises on them, your cooking gets worse and worse, so does the sex, bug them daily about what they should try that’s new, you don’t take no for an answer, you don’t take things slow, they need some space to focus on their self-care, you’re taking up too much of their time and energy
Gemini: You’ve fallen into a predictable routine, they’re not curious about you anymore, they’re getting bored of your stories, the excitment they once felt has faded, you only have a small range of topics to talk about, you don’t like to try new things, you don’t like meeting new people, you don’t give them constant attention when requested, the texting is boring, you always agree and never have your own opinion, you’re scared of confrontation, you give them an ultimatium out of jealously “you say he’s just a friend”, you’re not able to hold a phone call for at least a hour
Cancer: They’re scared you’re going to leave them first, abandonment issues, you haven’t texted them back in 6 days and they’re pissed and finally snapping randomly, you where insensitive too their venting, you blew them off on an important day, you gossiped about them or your relationship problem, you ruined her favorite childhood t-shirt, you insult their closest friends or mom, you don’t care her nephew has a cold, you don’t like their partner, you lied, their gut tells them to leave because they know you have that one secret they won’t like
Leo: You insult them frequently, you keep trying to improve them, you say the words “bad hair day”, you don’t act classy on your date, you chew with your mouth open, you compare them to other people, you don’t notice their new outfit, you don’t congratulate their accomplishments, you don’t know how to cheer them up, the fun fun fun slows down, you don’t ask them about their interests as much, they’re not your main focus of discussion point, you make them look bad, you seem distant and they think it’s them
Virgo: They don’t believe in your “morals”, you’re never following or listening to the plan they’ve made, you like to play hooky from your responsibilities, you’re shaking up their routine drastically, everyday is becoming too unpredictable for them, you’re too care-free, you don’t fill your schedule up enough, you’re not organizationally driven, your life is a mess, you sound like a broken record, you’re too ambitious and leave them behind in the dust feeling like last place, you’re not lookin 100% stable
Libra: You blew them off waaaayyyyy too many times, you preassure them to choose when it starts out as a simple no, you don’t use your manners in public or private, you yell a lot, you have a new choice for them every single day, you curse in family friendly public areas, you tell kids scary stories because you think it’s funny, you don’t like kids, you always speak over them during a friendly debate, you state unchecked facts constantly, you tell their friends or family innapropriate stories/jokes, you don’t say please and thank you, you have horrible fashion sense
Scorpio: Trying to fix everything for them, prying into their personal life, looking at their phone when they get a text, asking personal questions constantly, asking them to re-tell stories over and over again, tell them their enemy at that time “has a point”, you see or talk to their partner without their permission, you asked for some space, you started being in control most of the time, you told one of their secrets, you talk about trends to them constantly, you can’t be silent for at least a hour, you tell them you’re not sure what you want romantically with them
Sagittarius: You ask, “do you like me?”, you write them love poems, you text them, “can we talk?”, you always want them to stay home, you don’t like to go to parties, “what are we?”, you don’t like breaking the law, traveling annoys you easily, not liking hiking, not willing to risk anything, you want a short engagement and kids immediately, you ask them to meet your parents on the second date, asking “want to go out?” after 2 weeks of sex, not having 3-18 life philosophies, getting offended at crude/trashy humor, being insulted at anything vulgar, not being generous to people, not being willing to drop all your plans for anything they come up with in the moment
Capricorn: You always want them to take a day off, when you don’t put them before everything when they’re free, when you don’t praise their work accomplishments, when you don’t appreciate them working 12 hours straight, when you don’t set big goals, when your goals aren’t at least as high as theirs, when you don’t have a resume, visiting them at work unexpectedly the day the boss was in, big crowds, big parties, last minute blind date, “are you sure?”, having a non-conservative sense of style, not having a job, you don’t use the planner they got you, success isn’t important to you
Aquarius: Shedding a tear, “I hate politics”, talking about emotions constantly, not having a non-typical unique sense of style, not being able to keep up with conversation about any topic in the world, not having organizations that you believe in, not supporting causes, having no beliefs, not fighting for justice, not protecting weaker people, not 100% committed to ANIMALS, not being able to be friends for years and years before considering a relationship, being too sexual with them too quickly, being pushy, prying, not being a social butterfly, texting often, calling, asking to hang out, trying to make the first move, not watching the news, being an open book, "it was love at first sight”
Pisces: You keep breaking your promises, you’re always late, you’re a bad listener, you don’t give nearly as much as you take, you’re constantly bursting their bubble with negative reality checks, when you make constant small talk, when you doubt anything that’s not society’s “normal”, when you only listen to music in the car or working out, when everyday has to have something scheduled, you don’t like tv time, you don’t like dirty humour, you’re critical, you don’t like laying down, you’re very serious, a comfy couch isn’t important to you
Being single is very rewarding.
Don’t look for love, love will always find you.